Patrick's Property Rules


If I like it, it is mine.

If it is in my Hand, it is mine.

If I can take it from You, it is mine.

If I had it a While ago, it is mine.

If it is mine, it must never appear to be Yours in any Way.

If I am building something, all the Pieces are mine.

If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

If I saw it first, it is mine.

If I think it's mine, it's mine.

If You are playing with something and You put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.

If it is broken, it is Yours.
NO, the Pieces are still mine !!!

If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.

If I ... Whoops! Sorry! I goofed!
Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws,
I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan.


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